Retarded Crybabies
Here is another exciting episode of What Frosts My Muffin.
Today there will be another disclaimer like normal but it has to be done. I foresee a lot of obscene language that will not be suitable for children under the age of 30. But Here I GO
WARNING!
CONTAINS LANGUAGE NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 30.
You have been warned.
Today, My post will be a counter email that has been sent to me on facebook. The person who sent me the message is a little Retarded Crybaby who can’t grow the fuck up. His name (and I am not going to even hide it) is Aaron Michael Falk or Aaron Hall from Olivebridge, NY This dirty little used douche bag has been a thorn in my side since I attended college. He hates me, Despises me, overall doesn’t like me that much.
Here is what I received from him:
Dude stop putting stuff on the improv wall and GROW THE FUCK UP you smelly overweight asshole…no one likes you and no one cares that you had sex and the only reason you brag about it is because you know it’ll never happen again….now keep your big dirty mouth shut…no one cares about your sex life and no one cares you’re moving to alaska
Lets break this down a bit.
Stop Putting stuff on the improve wall and GROW THE FUCK UP you smelly over weight asshole.
- * First of all. I haven’t been a member of the god damn improve club since I graduated. As for growing the fuck up, I am more grown up than you will ever be you bloody cunt rag of jenical. You are jelouse that I got better grades than you in classes, Graduated well before you in school and not to mention Had more freiends in school than you ever had. You little retarded cry baby from the shit hole of a horses anus. Why don’t you stop crying and take what life has to give you up your BACK STREET BOY LOVING GAY RECTUM. I HOPE your asshole explosed with ELECTROBUZZ POKEMON SEAMAN.
- Second of call I may be overweight but I am more liked than you. As for the smelly part. You take the cake. You and your IBS asshole. Don’t you know that Your asshole is the leading cause of GLOBAL Warming. SO why don’t you shove a fucking cork up your rotton smelly little asshole and blow up in your own fecal matter because that way we cal live a better life
no one likes you and no one cares that you had sex and the only reason you brag about it is because you know it’ll never happen again….now keep your big dirty mouth shut…no one cares about your sex life and no one cares you’re moving to alaska
- Again, Nobody liking me that is just plain absurd. Many people like me. I have friends who care enough for me. Friends who are pure and caring in the sense of friends. They are more like family to me. Now you on the other hand the only reason why people are friends with is is because they are just plain sad. They feel bad for you. How does it feel to be in your own little bubble to think that you have friends who truly care for your sorry white ass.
- Secondly, At least I can brag that I had sex. You, well you just prolly made up the story of the threesome you had at Mountain Jam. No wait. Let me reverse that. YOU did have a threesome. But it wasn’t with 2 hot girls. You had a threesome with your HANDS and 2 Gay Guys named WALLY and JIM. Now how does it feel to take it up the ass like a crybaby MAN in Jail. I bet your ass never felt the same. You must me shitting out pancakes now.
- Third I have better chance on succeeding in life than you do so I really don’t care what your opinion is on my sex life. At Least I Have had some and will get some more than you will ever have. So why don’t you butter your asshole again and let your dog anally rape you cause that is the extent of sex you will ever have.
- Finally. I don’t know where you got the bright IDEA that I was moving to ALASKA. That is a lie. YOu are a RETARDED ASSHOLE To beleive that This man is moving out to the coldest part of the UNITED STATES. Now why don’t you give your self a DUTCH WINDMILL and have a horse suck your asshole.
Now. You can now see why I am totally pissed off at this retarded little cry baby. All of your complaining is making me feel life is worth living. Better Yet. I am Just better than you in every way. SO why don’t you go fuck that HIGH HORSE YOU RODE IN ON and Lube your asshole for the Giant Dicking you will get from the people who truly hate you.
I now feel better for venting this steam. I hope you die in hell you little assgoblin of doom and I hope Satan is the doorman so he can slam that dildoish door so far up your asshole you will be burping out jizz until the end of eternity. Have a nice fucking Day douchbag!.
Now to all my regular readers. Have a great day and enjoy the rest of your week and thank you for tuning into another fun filled episode of What Frosts My Muffin.
Naota out.
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After reading this, I agree He may not be the most mture kid in the world……But to write a blog about some immature kid and write it the way you did shows that you are no more mature then he is if even more immature. You seem to be on a pretty hi horse yourself and to be a crybaby yourself dude.
Dear Justin or D.H. I am glad that you agree that he isn’t the most mature kid in the world. But I totally disagree with the rest of your comment stating that I am on a high horse and as immature as he is.
I have tried to be his friend. Tried to be a good guy. However, he stabbed me in the back so I am not going to go down with a fight. There is no one on this earth who doesn’t think highly of themselves thinking their Shit Doesn’t STINK. It is not NATURAL for one to be so oblivious to that fact. Everyone has their own egos and their own complexes that is basic Psychology.
I think he is very immature more so than I am. I don’t try to make waves but when someone throws a punch (figuratively speaking) at me I have no qualms fighting back.
As I have mentioned in other posts as well as my about me section that This is MY website Domain and MY Blog and that “This is my own blog. I make up my own rules. If you don’t like it than oh well. I reserve the right to block, edit, delete or otherwise maintain the integrity of my own blog.”
Have a nice day D.
DAMN!!!!!! talk about major necro on a blog post from 2 years ago. MAJOR KUDOS!!!!!!
I agree this is a BUMP of epic Proportions!
Just saying the more mature thing would have been to let it go that’s all
I did let it go. But when I get an email like that I responded in my own way. Not to mention He has a Habit butting in into other peoples affairs where he has nothing to do with it involving people that aren’t in the picture.
Dude you still sound immature
You are entitled to your opinion. I may not agree with your opinion but think what ever you wish. I have many friends, family, co-workers and acquaintances who think I am very mature for my age.
I actually know the guy you’re talking about. He didn’t lie about Mountain Jam. My girlfriend and I are the one that slept with him there. And honestly we’ve checked your facebook and we sincerly doubt you could ever get laid, not even by your own hands. And the people who think you’re mature are either less mature then you are, or just saying that, because everyone we’ve shown this website to thinks you seem more immature then the email you got…..Like a shit load more immature. You make Aaron look like the most mature guy in the world
I can really care less what Aaron or anyone else thinks about me. I know I am a very mature person. I love how people state they see my facebook page when it is blocked on privacy that only friends can see my page. Not to mention I don’t I have a link to my facebook page here on this site any ways. As per a person who claims to have ahd sex with Aaron other than his wife must of been paid or a sibling. But What ever It is not my place to argue becaue That is all in the past and assholes are starting to bring it back up. As far as I can say Kiss my ass and fuck off.
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